Outtakes — By Joe Carter on July 27, 2007 at 1:01 am
Onion News Network Edition
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.
Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.
Tired Of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: ‘Honk’
The Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car’s horn.
Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic
Is that compliment real or not? A new report tells you how to know the difference.
Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa’s Feelings?
Panelists discuss whether we should spare Africa’s feelings by not telling them about the global economy.
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