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Outtakes — By on July 27, 2007 at 1:01 am

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys



Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
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Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?


Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.
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Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas


Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.
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Tired Of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: ‘Honk’



The Department of Transportation reports gridlock can be eliminated by simply honking your car’s horn.
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Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic


Is that compliment real or not? A new report tells you how to know the difference.
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Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa’s Feelings?


Panelists discuss whether we should spare Africa’s feelings by not telling them about the global economy.
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